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Mafia Members
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If you were ever wondering where the Mafia got it's start, this should explain everything. The Bulldog Mafia started off is a small group of close Family's who were brought together by nothing short of DESTINY (destiny, a phone call, and the promise of beer.) Divinely inspired (during a drunken stupor) to claim our obvious destiny as the undisputed RULERS of the WORLD, by whatever means necessary. After a great deal of deliberation (and yet more Beer) we were able to conclude three absolute certainties regarding the whole "take over the world" thing. First, that TOTAL WORLD CONQUEST would require incredible planning, endless patience, phenomenal wisdom, stellar resolve, catlike cunning, political diplomacy, unquestionable integrity, and most of all A SHIT-LOAD of CASH. Our second conclusion was that we ALL lacked nearly all of these skills, Attributes, and resources that we just established we were going to need to pull this thing off. And lastly, we came to the realization that any attempt toward this noble goal (all be it our destined right) would put one hell of a pinch in our beer drinking time. And so with that in mind- We decided to revise our overall "MASTER PLAN" to simply WORKING, SHOWING, and BREEDING the WORLDS GREATEST American Bulldogs. Requiring a considerably smaller cash investment, several road trips a year, a SHIT-LOAD of BEER, and a few horny dogs; we figured we got this one covered, and have been working toward that goal ever since. |
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